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Irish pub in Albuquerque, New Mexico
What should I order at Two Fools Tavern?
What to order
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Fish and Chips
Mentioned most frequently and highly praised for its crispy, perfectly puffed breading and flaky, tender interior. Many reviewers called it the best or very close to the best fish and chips they have had, noting it as a classic dish done exceptionally well.
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Scotch Eggs
Repeatedly recommended for their excellent crunch and savory flavor, cooked to perfection and often paired with tangy mustard. Reviewers who tried them highlighted how delicious and well-prepared they were.
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Cottage Pie
Recommended multiple times and described as generously portioned and satisfying. Servers personally recommended it and it lived up to expectations for those who tried it.
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Bangers and Mash
Noted by several reviewers as hearty, delicious, and a comforting choice that fits well with the Irish pub theme.
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Chicken Pot Pie
Mentioned positively for being warm and soothing with a delicious pastry topping, though some suggested it could use a bit more seasoning for extra flavor.
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Irish Coffee
Recommended as a perfect finish to the meal, appreciated for complementing the Irish pub atmosphere.
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Coleslaw
Frequently praised as the best coleslaw many reviewers have ever had, with some specifically noting unique ingredients like apple that enhanced the flavor.
Details
Hours
| Monday | 11 AM to 10 PM |
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| Tuesday | 11 AM to 10 PM |
| Wednesday | 11 AM to 10 PM |
| Thursday | 11 AM to 10 PM |
| Friday | 11 AM to 11 PM |
| Saturday | 11 AM to 11 PM |
| Sunday | 11 AM to 9 PM |
About Two Fools Tavern
Low-key alehouse for Irish food & drink amid a traditional dark-wood setting with a stone fireplace.
Amenities
Service options
- Curbside pickup
- Takeout
- Dine-in
Highlights
- Fast service
- Fireplace
- Great beer selection
- Great cocktails
- Great dessert
- Sports
Popular for
- Lunch
- Dinner
- Solo dining
Accessibility
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Wheelchair accessible parking lot
- Wheelchair accessible restroom
- Wheelchair accessible seating
Offerings
- Alcohol
- Beer
- Cocktails
- Coffee
- Comfort food
- Food
- Food at bar
- Hard liquor
- Late-night food
- Organic dishes
- Small plates
- Vegan options
- Wine
Dining options
- Brunch
- Lunch
- Dinner
- Dessert
- Seating
- Table service
Amenities
- Bar onsite
- Restroom
Atmosphere
- Casual
- Cozy
- Trendy
Crowd
- College students
- Family-friendly
- Groups
- Tourists
Payments
- Credit cards
- Debit cards
- NFC mobile payments
Children
- Good for kids
- Has changing table(s)
- High chairs
- Kids' menu
Parking
- Free street parking
- Paid parking lot
- Paid street parking
- Usually somewhat difficult to find a space
Frequently asked
What is Two Fools Tavern known for?
Two Fools Tavern is best known for its fish and chips, Scotch eggs, and cottage pie, with many reviewers calling the fish and chips crisp, flaky, and among the best in Albuquerque. The whiskey selection is also frequently mentioned, and the pub setting adds to the appeal.
What dishes are most recommended at Two Fools Tavern?
Reviewers most often recommend the cottage pie, Scotch eggs, fish and chips, and pot pie, with bangers and mash and Guinness stew also getting strong mentions. The fish and chips are praised for their crisp coating and tender fish, while the Scotch eggs and pot pie are described as especially well prepared.
What is the atmosphere like at Two Fools Tavern?
The atmosphere is casual, cozy, and a little trendy, with a dimly lit bar, dark-wood interior, and a stone fireplace that reviewers often notice. It works well for groups, solo diners at the bar, and people looking for a relaxed place to talk over dinner or drinks.
Is Two Fools Tavern good value, and what is the price range?
Two Fools Tavern falls in the $20–30 range, and reviewers often mention generous portions that can leave enough for leftovers. The combination of hearty Irish dishes, friendly service, and a full bar makes it feel like solid value for the price.
How busy does Two Fools Tavern get, and is seating quick?
Several reviews mention quick seating, including being seated right away on arrival, even when the restaurant is busy. It can still be crowded and noisy at peak times, especially in the evening, but service is often described as fast and attentive.
Is parking available at Two Fools Tavern?
Yes. Free street parking, Paid parking lot, Paid street parking, Usually somewhat difficult to find a space is available.
Does Two Fools Tavern have vegetarian options?
Yes, Two Fools Tavern offers vegan options.
Is Two Fools Tavern kid-friendly?
Yes, Two Fools Tavern is good for kids.
